The second case was a female Marine complaining of constipation and feeling of gurgling in stomach. She had also had some nausea some weeks prior. She has been working out like crazy out here and had been on a supplement allowing her to lose 35 pounds. She was convinced that she had worms. She does have a parasite of sorts…..a baby! When I palpated her belly the belly started to palpate me back. She has a fundal height (way of measuring the pregnant uterus) of 20cm. I figure her to be about 20+ weeks pregnant. Oh, she had a positive pregnancy test too. In case you are wondering, we have been gone about 18 weeks, so her pregnancy is legit.
I also had a pediatric consult today. I got a call from a satellite base about a local national 3 day infant boy who has not yet urinated. Feeding fine, no jaundice, consolable, but no pee-pee. I am worried about kidney problems (not making pee-pee) or posterior urethral valves (blocking pee-pee). Anyhow, we arranged for a helicopter to transport the kiddo to an Afghanistan referral hospital. I was about to instruct the GMO over the phone on how to do a suprapubic tap (sticking a needle through the lower belly into the bladder) had we not been able to get the transport.
Transport vehicle for the squadron. Yes, it is an old school bus.
My swing is looking good. I found 3 golf clubs. My mom and Liz sent out a peice of carpet and practice balls.
The Marine needs to be on the show, "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant." (Yes, it's a real show.) Then you can be the featured doctor and they can get a cool actor to portray you in the re-enactment. Who to choose... who to choose? Billy Ray Cyrus? Screech from Saved By The Bell? HA HA HA HA HA!
ReplyDeleteI should look more aged and distinguished. Perhaps Robert Dinero. If I wanted to look younger then the original Blue's Clues guy is my long lost twin.
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